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Total Medals Earned: 31 (From 4 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 435 Points

Cardiac Snowdrift

Medals Earned: 5/6 (150/155 points)

Iron Constitution 10 Points

Spit in the face of oncoming peril like the immovable object you are (unavailable on easy difficulty).

Ultimate Completion 25 Points

What were once many, are now one large heart monster thing. Thanks to you.

Unanimous Approval 100 Points

Everyone's been very impressed with your performance.

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Hitting Stuff at a Building

Medals Earned: 14/20 (165/500 points)

1/5 Stars 5 Points

Crap brick breaker rehash, can't be bothered

Darwin Award 5 Points

Achieve the inevitable

Poop Toucher 5 Points

You touched a poop!

Second floor please 5 Points

TAKE THE STAIRS FATTY

Demolitions Inexpert 10 Points

Sir I asked for your Heavy Equipment Operator License. This is a holographic Blastoise.

First Contact 10 Points

You are now the ambassador for planet Earth

It's the Fart Man again 10 Points

Have you tried eating less fiber

Let's Go Whaling! 10 Points

Kill a construction worker

The Witching Hour 10 Points

Visit with the spectral forms of your many victims

Theater seating is 47% fecal bacteria 10 Points

Collect all the dumb movies

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This Isn't Popcorn... 25 Points

Visit the Demolition Carnival

Safe Cracker 100 Points

And all it took was days of obsessive hoarding

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Seed of Destruction

Medals Earned: 5/14 (55/425 points)

Infertility 5 Points

Get a game over.

Master of Time and Space 5 Points

Pause the game.

Backfire 10 Points

Destroy an enemy by deflecting a projectile at it.

Tankicular Homicide 10 Points

Squish a pedestrian by pushing tank over it.

Hanging in There 25 Points

Regenerate a total of 10 health bars over the game.

Drunken Air Show 10 Points

Play a custom game with only jets.

Mega Combo 10 Points

Get a 20+ combo.

Looking for a Challenge 25 Points

Survive 10 minutes in Custom Mode with all units set at maximum intensity.

Toast Master 25 Points

Kill 10 enemies with the zeppelin's laser.

Ball Fondler 50 Points

Get a score of 10,000 in Grenade Juggler.

Cavalier of Sperm 50 Points

Beat story mode.

Evasivivity 50 Points

Survive 5 minutes on Missile Crisis.

Pedestrian Devestation 50 Points

Get a score of 100 in Pancake Factory.

Seed of Destruction 100 Points

Beat story mode on hard.

Toss the Turtle

Medals Earned: 7/20 (65/500 points)

Acupuncture 5 Points

Get skewered on spikes

Gold Star 5 Points

Launch the Turtle

Jump Man 5 Points

Smash a goomba

Novice 5 Points

Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)

Drunk Driver 10 Points

Blow up a jeep

in Space 10 Points

Reach space

Radioactive 25 Points

Use a nuke

Question Mark 5 Points

Find the hidden button

Amateur 10 Points

Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)

Harrasment 10 Points

Crush an angry ground creature

Strong Armed 10 Points

Get punched by a banana

Abducted 25 Points

Get caught by a UFO

Icarus 25 Points

Get burned by a sun

Persistent 25 Points

Play over an hour

Professional 25 Points

Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)

Addicted 50 Points

Play over 2 hours

Golden Shell 50 Points

Buy everything

Master 50 Points

Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)

Traveler 50 Points

Total over 1 million feet

WorldsEdge 100 Points

Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)